Phua Chu Kang explaining sex to Aloysius...

Phua Chu Kang

best in Singapore and JB,an some say Batam

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to

Chu Beng's son, Aloysius...

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your

nose with your finger mah!

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel

better than your finger, right?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped?

PCK : Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the load,den someone come over and

dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh? Don't pray pray ah...

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her

menses?

PCK : Oy!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow

ah!!blain, use your blainnn.....

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are

making love?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove

on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or

not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn. you go and dig

your nose in flont of your whole class izit? Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah...... best in Singapore and JB,an some say Batam also

ah!!!